When I arrived at SFO for my flight to New York a couple of weeks ago, I used the automated kiosk to check in, and when I got to the screen offering upgrades, I thought I’d just find out how many miles it would cost to sit in first class instead of economy. After all, it was a long flight, and it was the redeye, so comfort suddenly seemed like something I might just be willing to pay extra for. The thought of getting in a few hours sleep without being disturbed by screaming kids was appealing, and as the father of kids who sometimes fit that description, I knew whereof I spoke. As I was mulling over such luxuries, however, I must have touched the touch screen a little too casually, and before I knew it, I was being congratulated for having upgraded to a first class seat!

I proceeded to the gate, where I decided to take up the issue with a live customer service representative. “Hi,” I said to the young woman behind the counter, “can I get my miles back and return to economy class?”

The customer service rep looked me up and down. “I wouldn’t if I were you,” she said. Then she added: “Why would you downgrade? It’s just not what people do.”

Maybe. All I knew was that I was extremely uncomfortable at the idea of sitting in first class. So uncomfortable that although I was sleepy, burdened with carry-on luggage, and would be getting the roomier first-class seat for miles flown—and therefore virtually for free—I couldn’t quite bring myself to do it. What was this about?

It all had to do with a very recognizable feeling from my childhood. I had grown up in a neighborhood in Queens, New York that was quite literally split down the middle in socio-economic terms. On one side of the wide avenue—our side—were small apartment buildings like the one my family lived in and a number of narrow, two-family houses separated by cement alleys. On the other side of the avenue were “the rich people,” as we thought of them, who lived in sprawling ranch houses and “split levels” with wide, grassy lawns.

The split was real. The two sides didn’t mix. Nobody ever “crossed” the avenue. I grew up feeling uncomfortable with the whole idea of people who had a lot of money, even though I just about never met any. How could I? Money divided us from one another. My father wouldn’t even set foot in “that neighborhood,” and although nothing was ever spoken directly against rich people, we nevertheless absorbed a sense that they were alien from us—a whole different caste, out of our reach, people we wouldn’t want to be seen with.

Now here I was in the airport about to become such people. When we boarded the plane, I and the other first-class passengers would go first, marching down a special red carpet meant to announce that there was something special about those whose feet graced the carpet, even though the only thing that set us apart was that we were paying more money for a more comfortable seat. Still, everybody would see me—and would know me to be from the other side of the divide.

I was on the horns of a dilemma: I wanted to sit in first class, but I didn’t want to be set apart. I wanted the extra foot of legroom, but I didn’t want to be thought of as a rich guy who could afford to pay for that legroom.

Could there be a clearer example of childhood emotions driving grown-up behavior? My discomfort about first class was born in the distorted perception that money defines who we are. Therefore, if people see that I can afford first class, they’ll lump me with those rich people I found alien as a child—and they’ll be as distrustful and envious of me as I was of the folks on the other side of the avenue.

I decided it was time to stop being embarrassed to be me, and I kept my first class seat. And for the first time in my life, I wondered what those first-class folks on the other side of the avenue may have felt about those of us on my side—and what they were like as people…

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I am drawn to make others take a step back and think outside the box - especially with money.

Have you heard the latest money joke?

No?

That’s probably because there isn’t one. ( Ok, I did find the jokes about money listed at the end of this blog  - but in general, it’s not a huge humor topic! )

Money is serious. Say the word, and people’s posture improves. It’s as if they were hearing a parent’s voice telling them to mind their manners and tuck in their shirt. I’ve seen playful looks freeze into masks of solemnity when the subject of money comes up, with worry lines around the mouth and anxiety wrinkles around the eyes. Money is stressful; as my father used to say, it’s “no laughing matter.”

Well, it should be. All this gravitas around money is actually an obstacle to money success. It keeps us from thinking clearly about money, from looking at it realistically and making wise decisions about it. We feel weighed down by the ponderous complexity we assume surrounds the issue of money. The bulk of all that information hurled at us by the media displaces our common sense. And the freight of a culture that equates financial worth with self-worth produces the kind of stress that makes us react to events when we ought to be responding with objectivity and common sense.

That’s why one of the things I always try to do in my workshops is to get folks to lighten up about money. So when I found myself staring at a money boa in a San Francisco novelty store one day, I bought it instantly.

What’s a money boa? It’s about a hundred folded up hundred-dollar bills—fake ones, of course—strung together like a scarf. The fakes are pretty authentic-looking, so at a glance, I really do appear to be “wearing” $10,000 around my neck.

I first wore the money boa at a curing money madness workshop I did in New York for 500 people. I knew, because it’s always the case, that a lot of the workshop participants were feeling stressed, hopeless, and frustrated about their money situation. Yet even as I approached the podium, boa flapping as I moved, I could hear a few embarrassed titters. Then some chuckles. And by the time I was center stage, the place was downright mirthful. The point was made. A weight had been lifted, and in this more buoyant environment, it was a lot easier to help participants cure their money madness.

A few days after the workshop, I had to fly east on business. To my dismay, I found that I couldn’t really pack the boa; the hundred-dollar bills could not be refolded. So I simply wore the boa, and the reactions this provoked were pretty astonishing.

As I made my way through San Francisco Airport to board my plane, kids ran up to touch the boa and to ask for money. Adults smiled at me and shouted out questions; I just responded that I wanted all of us to lighten up about money, and every one of them agreed and thanked me for the reminder. A security guard asked if the money were real, and once I boarded, my fellow passengers were quick to start chatting; all by itself, the money boa broke the ice.

Then I arrived in New York. Cold, distant, unfriendly New York, as legend has it, money capital of the world. In fact, despite the fact that it was May, New York was chilly and windy—at least, until I walked its streets wearing my boa.

People laughed. They waved. Cops directing traffic at the world’s busiest intersections blew their whistles. New Yorkers wisecracked one-liners at me. Yes, there was a man living on the street in Times Square who tried, somewhat aggressively, to rip some “money” off the boa, and there were a number of people who simply didn’t notice at all, but for the most part, the reaction was: that’s funny.

All of this says to me that there is an untapped reservoir of lightness about money that has been pushed down inside us by a lifetime of stressful conditioning. The conditioning affects different people in different ways: some are obsessed by money, some are determinedly oblivious to it, some find it a distasteful necessity. But it seems to me that if we can access that reservoir of lightness, going back to a time before the conditioning planted distorted childhood money messages in us, we might clear the way for curing our money madness and making better, more successful money decisions.

How to do that? Remember back when you were seven or eight years old and were given a five-dollar bill to spend as you liked? If you could recapture the sense of wonder and excitement those five bucks incited in you, you’d be halfway there. So here are three suggestions for putting the fun back in money:

1. Save in a shoebox. Literally. Identify something you want to save for, find a shoebox (or piggy bank, or similar), and start putting in loose change on a regular basis. Even better, save with a friend: maybe plan a vacation together, and determine that every time you get together, you will each put ten bucks into the vacation kitty. Watch your savings grow, just as you would if you were seven or eight—with a sense of wonder and delight—and have fun spending it.

2. Consider the path your money travels next time you pay for something. The dollar that bought you today’s newspaper, for example: it helps pay the bills of the newsstand vendor, the salary of the driver whose truck delivered the papers, the reporters and photographers who covered the stories you’re reading, the editors, production team, and so on. Money works; it has a function. But it travels light; money is not leaden.

3. Come up with three reasons why you are overpaid for your work. Maybe it’s the lunchtime use of the office computer to do your shopping. Or the skybox at the stadium you get invited to regularly. Or the secret fact that you would do this work for nothing. Think about it, come up with your three, and write them down. No, this is not a joke.

Jere are the jokes about money i could actually find!

I believe that if we begin to identify our emotions around money, as individuals and as a community, we will be able to come together and build a sustainable economic platform for sustainable living. Until we can talk about our money problems, fears, and dreams, we will not be able to come together and make a truly sustainable economic structure. We need to cure our money madness!

Here is an example of money madness I experienced :

When I first started to make money, I began to wonder what it would feel like to spend it on sheer luxury—and whether that would bring some inchoate but profound change to my life. To be sure, financial security was still my foremost aim, but the wondering would not be denied.

So one day I sold my Chevy Nova and bought a BMW. I remember that as I drove it away from the dealer’s and sensed the power, felt the fine engineering, sank down into the comfort, and contemplated the image of myself driving this high-priced machine down the highway, I experienced a moment of elation.

It was, literally, a moment—and quickly over. The elation did not come back. In its place was a kind of emptiness, even a regret for the joy that had been so short-lived. In fact, arriving at the emptiness was downright painful, for I had worked so hard to feed myself this gourmet dish, had looked forward to it so much, imbuing it with the power and sanctity of a Holy Grail, only to find that it was nothing but empty calories and that the Grail was just a common cup.

Now what? I remember thinking. If the BMW isn’t enough, what is?

How much is enough—and enough for what?

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